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Are you on a bad code, and that's why you laughed?

- My three-year-old

"Yea dude. Just put some new blades on there...a cup holder...I have a mulch kit too. I'm ready for action, Jackson. I got big ideas."

"Dude, this song rocks. Godsmack did a Rocky Mountain Way remake."

"Is your problem marriage? Or just marriage to a guy?"
"I dont mind being married, I just don't wanna live with him!"

"Todd's nothin' but a bum."
"You know him?"
"No, but he's prolly a bum."

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